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Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts

Thursday, October 13, 2011

#1 Way To Destroy A Bromance



BROMANCE
A bromance is a close but non-sexual relationship between two (or more) men. BFF's.


Q: What's the number one way to ensure the death of a bromance?

A: Denigrate and/or alienate his wife.




Monday, July 11, 2011

An "Ex" Is Called An "Ex"



An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you should never do again.


Wednesday, July 6, 2011

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

Why is it that when a relationship ends, the person with the broken heart dissects the relationship with a fine-toothed comb, trying to figure out at what point the relationship began to fall apart? Why aren't people equipped with an emotional "off" switch for just this reason?

After experiencing a heartbreak of my own, I was feeling down one day so I pulled out some old photo albums. As I sat flipping through each album, I noticed something that I hadn't before; I began to notice an ever-so-slight change in the big, happy, beautiful smile of my significant other. It began to diminish with each album, until it was almost nonexistent.

I would like to think that I am good at reading the body language and facial expressions of others, but when it came to this particular relationship and being in lust/love, I noticed the signs yet almost immediately dismissed them, telling myself that my relationship was rock solid and I had nothing to fix and nothing to worry about. Of course, I was fooling myself.

I am happy to report that since then I have learned to address the subconscious little "red flags" when they occur and have never been happier for it.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Do you think you can tell how a person is feeling just by looking at a photograph? Test yourself using the photos below.


The Happy Couple
A man who is enamored or in love with a woman proudly has/posts pictures of himself with his significant other, whether the relationship is 10 days or 10 years young, and is rarely seen without a sparkle in his eyes and a smile that could light up a room.

Trouble Ahead
JG with his minimal smile and a distant look in his eyes tells me that he is not happy and his relationship could be in trouble... and she has no idea.

Going Through The Motions
While the woman in this photo looks happy, the man in the photo looks like he would rather be anywhere but here.

Checked Out
If a man never smiles in his pictures it might be that he has already mentally severed ties in his relationship, is an angry individual/emo, has a crooked smile or a mouth full of rotting teeth.

Flying High
I have no idea what BB is thinking in this photo. He's either slightly irritated, bored, medicated or all three.

ANGRY
Everyone is familiar with the face of anger. No explanation is needed for this photo.

The Player
Almost every photo of this guy is taken with a random drunk party girl, stripper or Hooters girl. You know the type. His Facebook profile photos usually look like this..

The Narcissist
The photos of this guy are always of himself. No one loves this man more than he does.




Wednesday, June 29, 2011

National Sisters Week - June 29, 2011


My sister is a nuisance...
My sister is a pain.
If it were up to me
I'd leave her outside in the rain.

But don't you tease my sister
or be mean to her at all,
'cause I'll stick up for my sister
'cause she thinks I'm 10 feet tall.
Author - Patsy Gaut



June 29, 2011 begins National Sisters Week
Your sister is your first friend in life. No one can understand your crazy family like your sister. Even if you don’t get together or talk as much as you should, she will always remain your friend. She will hold your hand for a little while but your heart forever. It’s National Sister Week. Re-post if you have a sister you love with all your heart.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Unfinished Love Story


our love story
was to be a best seller
chapter by chapter 
this beautiful book being written
stories filling its pages
with joy
with excitement
with love 
then with no rhyme 
or reason
you put down your pen
and the writing ceased
you lost your vision 
your inspiration
your way
and left this book with no end
                       Author - WhiteOnRice


Sunday, June 26, 2011

It's A Beautiful Day



"It's a beautiful day. Don't let it get away."
                                                                                                 -U2


Saturday, June 11, 2011

Cougar Age Limit?

Many men throughout time have dated much younger women than themselves without society batting an eye ie: Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. 

Now that women have caught on to this trend and being a "cougar" has become acceptable and somewhat sexy, I can't help but think of couples like Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall who have taken the age difference to the extreme. 

With this in mind, 
at what age does a woman become too old to be a cougar?




With television and movies being flooded with fresh meat young men such as these [below] now and days, it's no wonder why more and more women are grooming themselves for such a life.  Can you blame them?




Men top to bottom:  Cam Gigandet, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Tyler Hoechlin.

Whew! Is it warm in here? 
Please excuse me, I suddenly have a craving for a tall glass of milk.

M e o w.